Friday, July 15, 2005

Word (think... grover a' rappin)

My bestest friend Mary has this nifty little word thingy on her blog - and she suggested that maybe I should put it here. I assume this because she has some fabulous things to say about me... as (I assume) will the rest of you.

So without further adieu - please follow the instructions below..... now.

Oh, and contrary to the "instructions" on Mary's blog, you DO have to do it.

"Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be one word. No more. Then copy & paste this in your blog so that I may leave a word about you."

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Things that could conceivably cause you to fail your driving test

insisting on your typical "naked from the waist down" driving during the test
mowing over a pack of cub scouts
screaming "whooooaaaaaa horsey!" at the top of your lungs every time you apply the brakes
eating nothing but beans for three straight days before the test
playing the "punch buggy" game with your driving instructor
95 in a school zone
constantly making the "vvvrrrrrooooooooom" sound for the duration of the test
getting out for a chinese fire drill at the every stop light
casually putting your arm around the instructor at stop signs
your first stop - McDonald's drive through for a happy meal
dozing off more than a couple of times

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Over on my friend fauxturtle's blog she put up a post challenging people to describe themselves in three words.

Clearly I couldn't resist this, and felt obligated to share my response here on my blog as well.

My answer :

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You know I couldn't leave this one alone... lets see three words to describe lil ol' grover :

- blue (duh)

- tremendous (obviously)

- un-freakin-believably-adorable-cute-fabulous-smart-funny-witty-beloved-fuzzy-dimply butted-talented-stupendous-and-popular

ummm... does that count ? :-)

Cool site to check out . . .

The images on this site make me VERY, VERY hungry. Don't blame me, I'm a monster.

This one especially makes me starving. I also would enjoy it because it has built in toothpicks for after dinner.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Things that I did yesterday . . .

Hiked to Dry Lake up in the San Gorgonio Wilderness . . . really!

As you can see from the fabulous new picture at the top of my blog, I was up in mountains yesterday. After an easy little 7 hour hike (some of the people with me seemed to think it was "strenuous"... I think they're all big babies), we made it almost 10,000 feet up in the SoCal mountains all the way up to Dry Lake -- which as you can see is not very dry at all.

It was very beautiful, as of course am I. Almost makes it difficult to decide what in the picture to look at. Am I right?

Anyway, more on the little journey later -- just wanted to account for the new pic I am featuring.

- Lil G

Friday, July 01, 2005

We interrupt this program . . .

This is Bunny (Grover named me that, my real name is Shari). This is for all of you that have asked about how the whole "Grover thing" started, and for those of you who think we're insane because Grover "talks" to us. So here's the story.

Gruntley (aka Brent, my hubby) and his sister had a whole menagerie of stuffed animals when they were growing up. They all had stories and back stories and voices and names (crazy names such as Old Man Sinklepritzer). One of the "animals" was a stuffed Grover. When we got married Brent and his sister used to tell us stories about Grover and his crazy antics. So one day, Brent and I were in Walmart and we saw "our" Grover. We bought him, and Brent made him talk one night. I cracked up (meaning I'm entirely to blame for starting this WHOLE THING) and thus encouraged my hubby, the actor, to continue talking to me in the Grover voice (which we have to do an audio post of someday soon because it's a really funny voice. It doesn't sound like the Sesame Street Grover. I can do the voice too, but despite many efforts, none of our friends or family can figure out how to do it). What made it so funny was the stories and smartass comments that Grover would come up with that Brent would never dream of saying. So I think it was an outlet for Brent's creative side. Then we brought him over to my parents house one day and it just took on a life of it's own, with all of them (my 4 siblings, my parents, my niece and nephew) constantly asking about Grover, giving Grover gifts, requesting that he come along on family outings, etc. So how could we disappoint them? It really is funny to be around "Grover" (he's so going to kill me for putting his name in quotes . . . yes, I KNOW he's not real, but still, he is going to kill me) in person . . . I wish you all could meet him. LOL! I can't believe I just wrote that. We went to a church about 5 years ago and they actually used Grover in a slideshow once. THAT'S how famous he is. He keeps reminding us that he's the most famous personality on the internet. So that is how Grover came into our lives (although HE insists that he actually planted himself in Walmart through the Special Monster Adoption Program because he had screened us and found out that we were suitable adoptive parents, but decided to let us believe that we had "purchased" him at Walmart. See, I told you the stories he tells are crazy). Grover decided that all of his millions of fans needed to hear his weekly ramblings, and that is how his blog came to be. We know return you to your regularly scheduled Grover.