Tuesday, February 28, 2006
About Me
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!Previous Posts
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- Happy Blue Year!
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5 Comments:
I guess I'm not part of the G-force b/c I think that hat makes you look like my Aunt Eunice. Not that that's a BAD thing...I just don't think that's what you're going for.
Your Aunt Eunice must be an especially handsome woman... in addition to posessing a lovely name.
- G
Dear Claire,
Thank you again for the nice compliment. This officially solidifies your membership in The G-Force. Welcome to the ever-expanding legions of Grover's babes from across the globe. My staff will make sure to get your membership kit out as soon as possible.
I hope that Brad is not the jealous type.
Love,
G-funk
I'm not a babe or anything but can I be a member of The G-Force?! *sniff* I promise I'll pledge allegiance to you.
Dear Johnny,
No.
G-Force is for babes only... I don't care how metro you get.
Move along.
- G
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