Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Grover Makes the News

4 Comments:

At Thursday, June 22, 2006 11:05:00 PM, Blogger word. said...

loser...with a capital OOOOOOSER

 
At Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:36:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

A better, more grammar-friendly sentence might be:

"Those Otter Pops may be used for whatever purpose one chooses."

Just saying.


...Oh, and good luck, Linds. :)

 
At Saturday, July 08, 2006 6:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, thanks Mary. But I won't be representing him- what with our, erm, personal connection and all. He DID 'contact' me, though. I just told him he should opp for the 2,000 hrs of community service the prosecutor offered up. I believe it requires three days a week of visitation to local kindergarten classes, where he will be modeling for playdoh sculptures and enduring multiple bouts of booger wipes; the rest of his sentence- approx. 1500 hrs of it- will be served on probation in The Punishment Bag, where he will compose one Sonata an hour to Bunny's Beauty.

Its a shame the judge was a woman. And that Grover tends to be a sexist pig. But hey. These things happen...

 
At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:43:00 PM, Blogger Shari said...

LMAO! I especially like the part about the punishment bag. I have no idea how Grover could move enough to write sonatas about me, but I think it sounds like a great idea anyway.

 

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