Grover Lays the Smack Down
Here is picture of me and Bunny's little brother Jonathan having a "discussion" down in San Diego on the 4th of July.Funny little story -- here he is TRYING to convince me that he was born, and not hatched from an egg. As I'm sure you can tell, I stood my ground and soon had him 100% convinced to the contrary. I believe he spent most of the rest of the day whimpering softly to himself -- I'm not really cetain though, I was too busy scoping chicks and drinking the generic grape sodas that he brought down. Perhaps next year I'll tell him that he's actually half alien and half banana slug. Stay tuned ....
posted by Brent @ Saturday, July 08, 2006
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10 Comments:
Way to go Grove, you lay the smack down on "Jonathong" AHAHA.
...please don't tell me that "Jonathong" wears a thong at the beach... PLEASE. I already have so many insults for the boy as it IS, the introduction of a thong to the whole shebangle would require me to officially consider it a hobby. And that would be sad. SAD.
Anyhoo, G's so cute when he's arguing. He's all "I'm right! Because I'm blue! And I rock! So HA! Sheesh." How can you argue with that?!?
No, Johnny does NOT wear a thong. I don't know a single person that does. Ewww. He would not be caught dead in one. But you can continue to tease him about everything else.
I did NOT bring generic grape soda! I would never do such a thing. It was Welch's Grape Soda. Do not insult me by saying it was generic.
And Linds, why would you say something like, "...please don't tell me that "Jonathong" wears a thong at the beach... ", when just last week you were asking me to send you pictures of myself in a speedo? Are you angry and spiteful because I denied your request?
Jonathan would not last long as a fish, due primarily to the fact that he would be the first to swallow the bait everytime.
The "bait" in the case? Why I'm glad you asked :
"....generic grape soda."
The hook?
On our fourth of July outing, Gruntley brought beer. Jonathan brought...
wait for it ......
Welch's grape soda.
The entertaining part for the rest of us is that a 29 year old male would be so excited, not just about his grape soda -- but about his particular BRAND of grape soda.
No off-brand, non-Welch's grape soda for this cowboy ... nosirrrree. I wonder which brand John Wayne preferred? Oh wait, I think I know :
Whisky out of a trail dust covered old bottle.
Good ride cowboy ....
Mmmm, Welch's Grape. I'm there with ya, Jonathan. :)
Sorry Grover. Purple rules over blue. ;)
What, Grover, no retort about blue rules the world and other monster musings? You've definitely lost your edge. Maybe it's all that time in the punishment bag.
List idea:
Things that are hairy and good, besides lollipops.
Go.
Grover,
I know you may have run away due to your immense jealousy about the bun in your mom's oven. If that's the case, just find the nearest computer so you can post something. It's been, like, forever.
Lol... great blog. My son has that Grover doll.
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