Wednesday, July 06, 2005
About Me
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!Previous Posts
- Things that I did yesterday . . .
- We interrupt this program . . .
- Cute Dimply Butt
- Things that would not be good ideas for a reality ...
- Things that don't suck
- Things that suck
- Things that are almost too fantastic too believe
- Little known but very interesting monster factoids
- Things I would NOT advise you to say to your man (...
- Dear chicks who read my last post . . .
6 Comments:
OMG, I really wish I didn't look at those. Since I hate all sea creatures, I'm going to puke now.
good thing I didn't post the pics that i was planning on:
underwater killer squirrels...
Carly,
I recently had the wanting to puke experience as well. However, it was due to me running over a poor defenseless little squirrel with my VERY LARGE CIVIC. I wanted to cry. It still makes me sick.
I LOVE sea creatures! Seriously, I'm a little obsessed with them. I like to Tivo anything having to do with sea animals, especially deep sea creatures. My hubby is the same way. I know, we're weird. I'm the only one in my family besides my dad that is completely fascinated by the entire animal kingdom (even when they gross me out).
Carly, Grover still needs to post the picture of the dead squirrel that he took for you. :-)
Aw, I'm sorry you feel bad about running over the squirrel, Jacquee. :(
Grover took a pic of a dead squirrel? Just for me?! Oh, man, I feel sooooo special right now!
...should I click, should I not click...
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