Grover Lays the Smack Down

Here is picture of me and Bunny's little brother Jonathan having a "discussion" down in San Diego on the 4th of July.

Funny little story -- here he is TRYING to convince me that he was born, and not hatched from an egg. As I'm sure you can tell, I stood my ground and soon had him 100% convinced to the contrary. I believe he spent most of the rest of the day whimpering softly to himself -- I'm not really cetain though, I was too busy scoping chicks and drinking the generic grape sodas that he brought down. Perhaps next year I'll tell him that he's actually half alien and half banana slug. Stay tuned ....

Grover Makes the News

Happy Birthday Lindsanity!!!!!

It is my girlfriend Linds' birthday today!!! Well, I like to think of her as my girlfriend -- I'm not sure what her take on the situation is. She is the big 30 today!!! Yipeeeee!!


...ummm, what's that?

not 30?

Oh sorry - well I guess she is the big 25 today!!! Yipeee!!!! Sorry sweetheart.

Anywhooser, in honor of this special day, I have composed - just for Linds - this amazing birthday poem.

Ahem.

When in the trees above silhouetted in the sky,
I hear a gentle whisper and upward turn my eye.
The wind has whispered "Linds" to me and in the azure sea,
I know she's out there somewhere, dreaming just of me.

*sniff*

Happy freaking birthday to the bestest blog chickie on the net.

Love,

G

Monopoly rules that I would like to see introduced

Every time you pass GO, you get $200 and you have drink 2 shots of Old Granddad.

To get out of jail, you have to pay $50 or remove one article of clothing.

Anyone who owns more than two railroads has to make a VERY loud "Chugga-chugga-chugga" sound everytime they move their game piece.

Throw the dice off the board -- instantly lose all of your money.

If you land on Marvin Gardens more than three times in the game, the next day you have to go to Target, buy three geraniums, and name give them all names that rhyme with Marvin.

If you can't afford the rent of the property you land on -- owner had the option of giving you one free wet-finger smack on the forearm for every $10 that you can't pay.

Anyone who vountarily chooses to be the thimble.... well they're just an idiot.

Anyone admitting to buy a property because the "color is pretty" loses 12 turns in a row.

$50 extra dollars for each trip past go if you use one of your own boogers as a game piece .... $75 extra if you use one your own scabs.


Monopoly Anyone...?

Album Titles I am Considering

Yes, I am making an album. My musical gifts are too overwhelming and important to NOT share them with the world. One thing I still lack -- a Title. Listed below are some of the things I am considering... I need to settle on one before this thing drops, so y'all let me know what you think:

Hugs for Your Teeth
Lorax in the Disco
Iron Doily
A place not yet and again unpainted
Dust 4 Money
Tequila Stairway
Grover : Unchained
a chance, a charm, a chicken
Flight into Severence
Shades of Butter
79% Backwards
Roads in Unmarked Territory
Expressly Snooty and Shy
The Rock, The River, The Eggplant
18 Billy Goats Gruff
Downtime, Uptown
Concentric Meatballs
Dropping Buffalo
LIVE, from my mind
Need for Kleenex