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This picture was taken right before I ate those cows for dinner. I'm a monster. I eat cows. I know all of my internet babes (aka "The G-Force") think I look especially adorable in my winter hat.

Toothpaste Varieties I Would Like to See Introduced

Have you ever noticed that when you go to the grocery store nowadays and all you want to do is buy some toothpaste, there's 18 billion varieties to choose from? I find that to be exceptionally irritating. But as long as there are so many different kinds to choose from, I would like to suggest a few additional "flavors."

tartar control mackerel
fried okra with extra whitening power
sour cream and onion super gel
lint with power crystals (have you noticed that i really like lint?)
escargot with micro beads
all natural baking soda and shrimp
ocean squid with bonus ink squirting
hawaiian beach sand
fresh mint and motor oil (recycled, of course)
gingivitis fighting tabasco

Grover's Fantastic Marvelous Stupendous Personality, from your humble little monster, Grover

I have created a Johari and Nohari square. Actually, Bunny did the Nohari one because quite frankly, I couldn't think of a single bad personality trait that I have. I am sure she just threw some random stuff on there. Feel free to play along and pick the squares for me. I promise to give your observations all of the consideration which they are due.

Also, Happy Valentine's Day! I would write some more but I'm busy digging out from under the truckloads of love letters that I received today.

Love,
G-funk