Couldn't really think of anything to put here because guys are too stupid to care what you say to them.
posted by Brent @ Friday, June 03, 2005
4 comments
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
4 Comments:
* Here's your tofu burger, honey.
* Not tonight dear. I have a headache.
* I'm sorry, I can't make it. I have to wash my hair.
* Would you like to go shopping with me?
* Shouldn't you be drinking a lite beer?
* My mother is coming to live with us.
* That man has a gun! Go tell him to put it away.
* You should stop and ask for directions.
* I'll just call a plumber.
* I think we should rent Dirty Dancing again.
HEY!! THE DIRTY DANCING COMMENT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!
If it said Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights well then I would be with you!
And for everyone wondering what I am doing up at this awful time of the night... I just can't sleep okay??
Why does every woman on God's green earth absolutely love Dirty Dancing and will watch it a zillion times?!? Not that I hate the movie, but theres a limit... after the 2,745,454,925 time, it gets alittle old...
Dave . . . LOL at that list! For the record, I have never suggested renting Dirty Dancing to Brent, not even once. :-)
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