Things I would NOT advise you to say to your woman (for the guys)
"if you want me to validate you, feel free to say something valid"
"its not the outfit that makes you look fat"
"oh my god - does it ever stop talking?"
"i would be happy to pay more attention to you, could you try to be a little more interesting?"
"sorry honey the game's on this afternoon -- i'm sure your sister will be getting married again sometime"
"it puts the lotion on its skin ... "
"what are you kidding? we just had a serious talk yesterday!"
"happy belated birthday"
posted by Brent @ Wednesday, June 01, 2005
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I should have thrown you deep into the woods on Monday when I had the chance.
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"it puts the lotion on its skin..." ?
Well, geez Grover. THAT'S not creepy. Noooo. You don't by any chance raise death's head moths, do you? *shakes head*
As for the rest... well, I'm sure Shari/Bunny will aptly mete out punishment. You might benefit from attending some of those 'list making' lessons Brent/Gruntley has been taking from Mary lately, though. Just a thought.
:P
Grover insisted upon putting the "lotion" line in there even though I protested vehemently. I HATE that movie (Silence of the Lambs, for all of you who don't recognize the line). I know it was a very well made movie, but it just gives me the creeps. Did you know that the guy who played the serial killer is now the police captain in the television show "Monk?" We watched Monk when it first started and we were both like "who is this guy and why does he creep us out?" We finally figured it out and couldn't believe how different he was for the role in Monk. In my mind, he will forever be that awful character with the night vision goggles from "Lambs." Icky.
So Grover is in his punishment bag right now. It's a ziploc baggie. (Actually, he gets dirty a lot around here so I've been sticking him in a baggie whenever we aren't taking him someplace to prevent him from rolling around in the dirt outside or whatever other shenanigans he gets into when we're not around. The stories he tells us are ridiculous. For instance . . . "I met Britney spears when I was out clubbing in Hollywood last night" or "Me and my brothers sure had a lot of fun last night when we took the Monster Transport Pod (don't even ask) and went to Monsterville (which is in Illinois) to visit my Mom and Dad." Can you tell that Brent/Gruntley (LMAO that you wrote that, Linds) NEEDS to write a children's book?? Of course, he won't be able to include Grover's adult humor, but Grover has told us so many stories that I'm sure one of them could be made into a book. I guess I shouldn't say Gruntley should write a book -- I should say GROVER should write a book. And I could illustrate it.)
Wow, that was the longest parentheses comment I've ever made! :-)
As always hilarious, rolling laughter. I was talking with a friend about her recent blogging and she asked if I had seen your sight and we began laughing over various lists we have read. Keep on compiling... We all need to keep on keeping on.
Whoa, Oh, My god. At least... not if he wanted to keep her, huh?
LOL :D ty for the laugh, grover!
(I cruised over from Linds's blog, and I do like your blog :) ))
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