Things that would freak me out if I coughed them up
I'm feeling a bit under the weather this week. I've been coughing a lot and just don't feel quite my chipper self. With this in mind, please enjoy the following list.
an iron lung
a brachiosaurus
a family of squirrels (for Carly)
batman
my kidneys
superstition
donald trump's hair
the andromeda galaxy
a karaoke machine
mesopotamia
snuffaluffagus
a hairball
omarosa
weebles (weebles wobble but they don't fall down)
a lung fish
deepak chopra
posted by Brent @ Wednesday, May 11, 2005
9 comments
9 Comments:
Hey lil G,
What if you coughed up Mary?
Weebles! Ha! I miss Weebles!
No joke, I once nearly choked on an avocado pit. Please don't ask why I had an avocado pit in my mouth. LOL
Mary, Weebles were my favorite toy when I was a kid. I remember getting a package of them when I was in the hospital having surgery on my "trigger thumb." I love penguins too and they both kind of wobble the same way! LOL!
I am sorry but I think they need a new name for "trigger thumb" you sound like a kid serial killer. SERIOUSLY, why would someone who plays with Weebles have a condition name trigger thumb???
Grover~
Would the family of squirrels be living or dead? This is an important factor to consider.
It's called "trigger thumb" because your thumb clicks like a trigger when you have the condition. I was outside playing one day and all of a sudden my thumb got stuck in the bent position. I couldn't make it go straight, so they had to perform surgery. I remember being terrified because I had to spend the night in the hospital and they told my parents they couldn't stay with me. How cruel!!
MaryMoo,
Why did you have an avocado pit in your mouth?
Love,
Lil' G
CarlyCue,
The family of squirrels would be living but would also be a little be freaked out, having been just coughed up. Why is this an important consideration?
Love,
Lil' G
P.S. Here's a little squirrel quiz for you . . . why do squirrels hide their nuts for the winter?
Well, I would have been happy if the family of squirrels was dead...but I hadn't considered the fact that they would also be freaked out if they were living while being coughed up. Good call.
I could answer the quiz question with the obvious answer but I have a feeling your answer is quirkier/funnier than that.
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