Things that would make the world a better place (inspired by MaryMoo)

moon pies - the ultimate health food
most broadway shows feature an all hippopotamus cast
everybody gets a couple of extra knuckles
eating puppy chow temporarily turns you into an adorable puppy
once you make a snowman, it never ever ever melts
no broccoli (i'm sure that this will inspire some comments from the freakin' veggie heads out there)
sea monkeys grow to be human size and do things like attend college and work at starbucks
every state is actually the same color as it appears in an atlas
tiny gnomes scurry about your garden and if you catch one, you get a free honda
world's most popular music -- gansta rap barbershop quartets
new choice becomes available at grocery store checkout "paper, plastic, or cast iron?"
everybody gets to be invisible for six hours, but while invisible emanates a strong scent of toasted marshmallows, so you would have an idea if someone was spying on you