Friday, May 20, 2005

Things that I would like to see become events at the next winter olypmics

snow eating
ice checkers
50 meter platform diving into a tiny hole in the ice (this one is really more about accuracy than form)
frosty pole tongue sticking
prairie-dog sledding
ski-boot wearing endurance contest (participants put on a pair of ski-boots on day one - whoever keeps them on and tolerates the foot cramps the longest wins)
snowmobile demolition derby
chicken luge
317 man bob-sled
snowman making
some game where you slide a big rock down the ice and use little brooms to sweep the ice in front of it, all the while some dude in the back yells at the broom guys (wait - sorry that's just ridiculous)
one handed ice cube melting

3 Comments:

At Friday, May 27, 2005 4:18:00 PM, Blogger word. said...

DUMB!!


There is your comment

 
At Friday, May 27, 2005 5:53:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is NOT dumb!

Grover, my personal favorites:
~snow eating
~50 meter platform diving into a tiny hole in the ice (this one is really more about accuracy than form)

The part in parentheses is funnier than the actual event! :)

 
At Friday, May 27, 2005 11:30:00 PM, Blogger Brent said...

CarlyCue, thank you for your feedback. Clearly you have much more sophisticated tastes than Jacqwee. Your picture is much nicer too. Although hers does make me a little hungry. I'm a monster. I can't help it.

 

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