Little known but very interesting monster factoids

when monsters sneeze, they temporarily burst out in stripes all over their body
when monsters run, they are invisible, except for some fleeting purple sparks
when monsters poop, it comes as delicious candy ("hot tamales candy" if they've eaten salsa, etc.)
monsters are immortal
when monsters get wet, they turn into gremlins (i will soon post a picture of me when wet)
when very frustated or excited, monsters can double talk (ie. speaking in two very distinct voices. just ask gruntley and bunny.)
monsters are cute and adorable (this happens to be VERY well known, but i felt i should include it here because it is such an important characteristic)