Things that suck

gristle
eating the last piece of halloween candy
accidentally biting down onto your fork
intentionally biting down onto your fork
vacuums
when you accidentally walk out of the restroom with your pants around your ankles
stupid people
itchy privates
having a commercial jingle that you hate stuck in your head
burping up a little bit of vomit
very very small lemurs
pouring up a bowl of cereal and discovering there is only like a thimble of milk left
hornets
getting a hair stuck on your tongue, then getting it off and realizing you have no idea whose hair it is