Things that are more heinous than Donald Trump's hair
posted by Brent @ Thursday, April 21, 2005
4 comments
Thursday, April 21, 2005
About Me
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- Name:Grover Huhrubababubb
- Location:California, United States
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I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!Previous Posts
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4 Comments:
You're right. There isn't much, is there? :)
Dear Carly,
There is nothing in heaven, hell or earth more heinous than that man's "hairstyle." It makes me so angry I can't even talk about it any more. I think I'm going to go look at your Angelina picture.
Love,
Lil' G
Grover,
Have you SEEN the picture of you with your toupee? It's ridiculous. It's pretty much as bad as Donald Trump's hair.
Love,
Your adoptive Mom,
Shari
Oh, I can tell my Donald Trump dream..
I dreamt that I was a window washer and I peeked into a window of his high-rise office (pick any one) and saw him putting his "hairstyle" on! It was a wig, a wig! He was putting it on his bald head.
And he looked much better bald.
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