duct tape and a salt lick
posted by Brent @ Sunday, April 10, 2005
13 comments
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
13 Comments:
I love your blog! (Big thanks to Mary for pointing me in your direction!)
Keep up the awesomely fun lists!
Dear Kier,
Thank you for posting on my blog. I see that you like LOTR. Well, I'm kind of like a hobbit. I'm short, I have bare feet and I am cuddly and adorable. Also, I smoke a pipe and eat about 6 meals a day. Maybe your baby will be a monster like me. You would be very lucky if this were the case. BTW, my adopted parents (Brent and Shari, aka Gruntley and Bunny) also love LOTR. Please feel free to comment often on my lists.
Love,
Lil G
Hiya Grover,
I hear your buddy Cookie Monster is improving his diet. Are you going to be changing your diet, too? Inquiring minds want to know!
Dear Dave,
I have no intention whatsoever of changing my diet. I have found that 14 HoHos, 32 Twinkies, 6 bowls of Apple Jacks, 12 Ding Dongs, 48 Fruit Pies, and six dozen powdered donuts every day has kept me fit as a fiddle (as you can see from my pictures). Of course I wash it all down with a couple of gallons of grape Koolaid (extra sugar added).
Hey Grover,
My friend Nikki told me you were back in the groove. Glad to read it! As always, quite entertaining. Although I must say I was a little scared about the surgery blog, seeing as how I'm having surgery next week on my torn ACL. Hope I don't hear any of those!
Tell your wife and brother-in-law I say hello.
Loren
I find that shouting works quite well, actually.
Not as good as Andy Garcia, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
You monsters are straaaaange, Grover. ;)
♥
(I'm so loving this blog and I'm telling everybody I know about it. Can you tell?! lol)
Sometimes I wonder why you are still allowed at family functions.
Things that would be a poor substitute for a knee if you scraped your bandage:
macaroni
a Flex-Straw
an elbow
a dryer hose
a large trout
a Monty Python knight
a concertina
an old salami
a rolled-up newspaper
a sock puppet
...you got a squeeze box on your knee...
Sorry, someone mentioned a concertina...
;)
First thing I thought of was sandpaper...boy what a weird childhood I must have had!
Things it would be fun to see Grover do:
Write a rap song
Talk about his first date
Tell us where that nasty rash came from
List the last ten things he read in the bathroom
Describe his casting couch experiences
Itemize the things he'd do if he became a nurse
Admit what he's confessed in church
Hey, Grover!
So, what do you and Brent plan on doing to celebrate his birthday? Staring at and drooling over my Angelina pic is not an option.
:)
Dear Carly,
Oops, now you tell me. Although I wasn't actually doing much drooling. I gave that up for Lent (drooling, that is).
As far as Gruntley's birthday . . . when did you say that was again? Never mind, I really don't care. By the way, MY birthday is October 16. I'm sure you will want to start looking for my present now.
Love,
Lil' G
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