Things that I would do if I became a nurse (for dg)
institute a "change your neighbor's bedpan" ice-breaker
get a running start when i give injections
only grover gets to spongebath the hot chicks
hire that noah wyle dude . . . he sure knows a lot about medicine
wear black
draw a mustache on the coma patients
institute a strict no complaining policy for the patients
do something about that hospital smell
x-ray my lunch
hand the scalpel backwards - you know, just to be funny
practice my newly invented therapeutic treatment - accupunching
posted by Brent @ Thursday, April 28, 2005
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5 Comments:
I totally love the idea for getting a running start for injections, especially for ones going in the gleut. I really need to pass this on to my friends...getting a running start on a tightened rear would simplify a lot of things... most of all it would save money on needles, as there wouldn't be anymore bent ones. You know that I am a certified phlebotomist right?? Can I practice on you?
Some days I really wonder just why it is I am even considering becoming a part of this family...
I had no idea that you were a certified phlebotomist until this evening. How could I not have known that, with as much time as we spend on the phone??
That is really funny... because I have known all this time and yet you found out just right now...
Jacquee=SmartASS.
Shari=DUMBass
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