lump of coal
posted by Brent @ Friday, December 02, 2005
3 comments
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
3 Comments:
You're... going to incorporate me? That's so... sweet. I can post a picture of it. Does that count?
...Dude, do you even GET snow? Maybe that's where the oatmeal and magic comes in, eh? Or are you going hiking in the mountains to retrieve it? If so, that's some hardcore snowman building. My hat is off to you, my friend. Its not a tinfoil hat, mind you, but its a pretty woolen one that covers my ears. It makes a totally kickassed-outfitted snowman, too.
Oh, yeeeeah.
DUDE.
Is this a Drunk Bloggers Unite evening that I was not notified of?
I'm happy that you have a "pretty woolen" hat that covers your ears. I have nice woolen socks that cover my feet, but I don't feel the need to discuss this with others.
Maybe you could let the poor freezing kitty in the hallway curl up in your pretty woolen hat.
Anyway, thank you for posting on my blog, and yes, I do "get" snow. In fact, I know enough to not eat the blue snow (oh wait, maybe that's the yellow snow for you humans).
I will be happy to send you a photograph of my snowman once he is finished. Please do not edit the photo in any way as it will be already perfect.
Lil' G
*random moue*
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