Things I am getting Bunny for her birthday

Tomorrow is Bunny's birthday (Dec. 16th). Here is a list of things which I will be giving her. Don't tell her about this post, though -- it's a surprise.

a cute adorable baby piglet

a cute adorable baby opossum

8 cents

1/2 bottle of windex I found under the sink

switzerland

a bar of soap with most of the blue fuzz removed

a $75 gift certificate from crabtree & evelyn (in the hopes that she will let me use it)

hugs

an elmo dartboard

her diary (i'm done reading it now)

a hermit crab i found at the beach this summer

scalawags

notoriety

a bottle of beach sand from nebraska (i got a great deal)

fairy dust

a wedgie

some gunk i found in my pocket

one of those wax figurines that they make in those super cool machines

a sweater that i spent the last 3 years hand-knitting, ok, well maybe it wasn't quite 3 years, and actually, it wasn't really ME that knit it, but i'm sure somebody did, well, i'm actually not so sure it was knit, it was probably stitched together in a factory somewhere, most likely in taiwan

big bag of spiders