Ok, do you know what's really scary? That toupee is made of cat fur!!! LOL! Our cat Gilbert has sleek black fur, but if you brush him, the brush picks up wavy fuzz, which is PERFECT for toupee making. :-) All these pictures are old (from a few years ago) but I'm trying to organize our pictures so I've been coming across some funny ones.
Decorate a cake Stop a nosebleed Give your Barbie a new coat Put it in your husband's underwear Put it in a letter to your senator Write a poem about it Name it Make Q-Tips with it Use to treat athlete's foot Use as a hairpiece for Grover
I don't get it, what is everybody saying? I happen to think that I look dashing in this photo. And that is not cat fur. It is carefully woven, hand-selected fibers from a royal troop of Kashmir goats bred through the centuries for exclusive hairpiece creation. So, everybody can just step off.
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
6 Comments:
LOL!
Grover, for some reason I'm getting an Anthony Perkins-as-Mother vibe from this photo. That wig is scary!
Nice to see you've been busy not only making new lists but snapshotting, too. :)
Ok, do you know what's really scary? That toupee is made of cat fur!!! LOL! Our cat Gilbert has sleek black fur, but if you brush him, the brush picks up wavy fuzz, which is PERFECT for toupee making. :-) All these pictures are old (from a few years ago) but I'm trying to organize our pictures so I've been coming across some funny ones.
Things you shouldn't do with cat fur:
Decorate a cake
Stop a nosebleed
Give your Barbie a new coat
Put it in your husband's underwear
Put it in a letter to your senator
Write a poem about it
Name it
Make Q-Tips with it
Use to treat athlete's foot
Use as a hairpiece for Grover
Shari! LOL, that IS scary!
OMG, you guys are so nuts. I love it.
That list has me chuckling, dkgoodman. What a fun Friday it's been reading blogs today.
LOL Dave!!! The "stop a nosebleed" is especially disturbing and makes me want to violently sneeze.
I don't get it, what is everybody saying? I happen to think that I look dashing in this photo. And that is not cat fur. It is carefully woven, hand-selected fibers from a royal troop of Kashmir goats bred through the centuries for exclusive hairpiece creation. So, everybody can just step off.
Love,
Grover
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