Things I'm considering putting on a t-shirt

i'm naked under here
calliope county cheez whiz chuggin champion
mess with the best die like all the other ones
my parents went crazy and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
everybody knows what i'm talkin about
feet
what's that smell?
santa doesn't know about me
wham! fan
quit it! i'm not staring at your boobs, am i?