an inappropriately sarcastic ladybug
posted by Brent @ Tuesday, April 05, 2005
2 comments
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
2 Comments:
LMAO! I can't decide which I want!
Thanks, Grover, for making me my own special list.
How I so wish that the kids on the playground could have taunted me with something like a sing-songy "Mary had politically motivated howler monkey, howler monkey, howler monkey..." instead of the old stand-by lamb.
They had no originality, I tell you.
Btw, one of my blog readers posted about your little place here in his own blog. Watch out, you might become famous. Don't let it go to your furry little monster head, ok? ;)
Grover is already too hideously pompous around here! You can't be sharing that with him. Who posted about Grover? I want to check it out. :-)
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