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posted by Brent @ Thursday, October 14, 2004
10 comments
One Voice Was Heard
I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
10 Comments:
You're right about the newest lists. I did enjoy them. I must say, however, that you and Jonathan have an interesting 'relationship.' I take no sides...how could I? I have no clue who either of you are. Thanks for keeping the lists coming that keep me laughing (I'm sure I'm your motivation every day now...ha!). Hope you have a good weekend doing whatever you plan on doing.
I think Grover's next list should include things John Kerry will do now that he lost the election.
I like John Tesh, too.
Time to start your blog again Grover...
You don't like broccoli?!?!?!
More things to eschew on a menu:
Stains
French foods you can't pronounce
Rubber bands
Critters that were moving but moments ago
Arts and crafts paste
Horse ovaries
That "new car smell"
Refried beings
Home mortgages
Suicide shakes
Please do not add to my blog lists. They are entirely perfect as they are. Also, please do not use the word eschew. It makes me want to say the word Gesundheit.
By the way, rubber bands are delicious.
:-)
What about old shoelaces sauted in olive oil and garlic? Yum. Noodly.
"that new car smell" is my favorite, I think.
Grover, you're right, your lists are perfect. But it's fun reading what other monsters suggest, too. ;P
Farfegnugen,
- M
dkgoodman, don't believe a word Grover says to you about posting on his blogs. You may post anything you want. I'm his adopted Mom (we adopted him through the Special Monster Adoption Program, otherwise known as SMAP) and he just gets touchy about his work. If you can call it that.
"SMAP"!
Bahaha!
*falls over laughing*
Shari, in response to your question on the other post, it was dkgoodman who posted about Grover in his blog. :)
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