Things that don't exist that should
chocolate-covered carrots
the sheep olympics
the monster channel
removable ears
fiberglass surgery
instant rice krispie cookies
electric sharks
robitussin lattes
finger hats
banana toothpaste
toaster noodles
velveeta shampoo
the grover galaxy
billy gilman land
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I refuse to associate with someone who likes Billy Gilman. There's a reason that he's no longer popular.
The very sad thing is that I would probably totally go to Billy Gilman land. I mean people go to Dollywood. I would imagine it wouldn't be much different, other than Billy is a puberty sricken boy who can no longer sing because his voice cracks. Dolly is a very big busted woman or a cloned sheep choose your pick.
They should have Sheep Olympics at Dollywood which I would pay good money for.
What would the sheep do in "the sheep olympics"?
I'm curious, what would the sheep do in "the sheep olympics"?
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