ear wax
posted by Brent @ Wednesday, September 22, 2004
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I'm Grover. I rock. I'm blue. And adorable. I'm freakin' smart. Deceptively handsome. I'm a babe magnet. And I'm a monster. I'm also a remarkable chef, collector of oddly shaped twigs, tiny santas, and tiny cruets. I live with my adoptive human parents Gruntley and Bunny (known to their human friends as Brent and Shari). I grew up in Monsterville, which is in Illinois of course. Through SMAP (Special Monster Adoption Program), I came to live here in Southern California a number of years ago. I have 43 brothers and sisters, many of whom live with me here. Someday soon, we expect to all be reunited at which time we will pretty much take over the house. The story of this blog is simple -- my sparkling wit, unparalleled genius and delightfully whimsical nature are all too precious of gifts not to share with the rest of humanity -- oh, and monsterhood too. Please feel free to read through my blog and leave any comments that you wish (except anything negative or remotely critical). Also, if you have anything really stupid to say, you might as well keep that to yourself too. If you are lucky, I may take the time to write back. Huhrubababubb -- Out!
1 Comments:
Actually I don't think winning BILL MAHER in a raffle would be so bad. Because for all his STUPIDITY I would first make him eat a LUKEWARM SALMON DINNER WITH LIMP VEGETABLES with an EAR WAX topping instead of salt or pepper. Then I would dip his smarmy smart ass face in a vat of VASELINE and then dip it in a pool of live EEL SURPRISE and let them go to work on it. Then I would sprinkle his slimy body with female rhino pheromone DUST which would not only increase ITCHINESS but would also attract a huge male RHINO, OR MORE THAN ONE male RHINO.
a rhino, or more than one rhino
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